1 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:45,700 43 years ago.. 2 00:01:14,100 --> 00:01:16,900 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 3 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,400 Oh, my! 4 00:02:52,700 --> 00:02:55,600 Mrs. Jones, Rosemary Jones? 5 00:02:55,900 --> 00:02:58,800 Rosie, please, I prefer Rosie. 6 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:03,000 - Is everything alright? - Yes, fine... 7 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:07,700 I was just checking the... 8 00:03:08,300 --> 00:03:11,800 trunk, the big leather trunk. Is that yours? 9 00:03:12,100 --> 00:03:14,600 Yes, that's mine. 10 00:03:15,300 --> 00:03:18,100 Good, thank you. Good. 11 00:04:14,100 --> 00:04:15,900 Mrs. Jones? 12 00:04:19,700 --> 00:04:21,300 Good morning, officers. 13 00:04:22,300 --> 00:04:25,300 Two dismembered bodies, Rosemary. 14 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:29,900 Why don't you just tell me who they are? 15 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:35,300 My husband and his mistress. They were planning to run away together. 16 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:37,700 So you thought you'd just kill them instead. 17 00:04:37,900 --> 00:04:41,700 Well, I couldn't very well stand idly by, could I? 18 00:04:45,300 --> 00:04:46,500 Rosemary Jones... 19 00:04:47,447 --> 00:04:50,900 you've been found guilty for the crime of manslaughter. 20 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:55,500 Manslaughter! And at the time you committed these acts, 21 00:04:56,400 --> 00:05:00,300 you were suffering from such an abnormality of mind, 22 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:04,000 that it seriously impaired your responsibility. 23 00:05:04,300 --> 00:05:07,400 I therefore make an order for your detention... 24 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:11,100 in a secure unit for the criminally insane. 25 00:05:11,700 --> 00:05:13,700 Not to be free, 26 00:05:13,900 --> 00:05:18,700 until such time as the home secretary decides that your continued detention... 27 00:05:18,900 --> 00:05:22,900 is no longer necessary for the protection of the public. 28 00:05:24,300 --> 00:05:28,000 I don't suppose there's any chance for a cup of tea, is there? 29 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:54,900 Thank you very much for coming. Very nice to see you again. 30 00:05:55,300 --> 00:05:58,400 - Goodbye Mrs. Martin. - Marvelous sermon, Vicar. 31 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,700 Very kind, thank you. 32 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:04,700 - Thank you, Reverend Goodfellow. - You're very welcome, Mrs. Parker. 33 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:10,900 I just wanted to have a word with you about the flower arranging committee. 34 00:06:11,700 --> 00:06:15,700 - Oh, yes of course. Perhaps... - This afternoon. 35 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:21,000 Mrs. Goodfellow is not with you again? 36 00:06:21,300 --> 00:06:25,900 Oh no, no. Sorry about that. She's been very busy. Mrs. Parker. 37 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:28,700 - Next week perhaps? - Perhaps, yes. 38 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,700 Although, she is incredibly busy at the moment. 39 00:06:41,900 --> 00:06:44,800 For fuck's sake. Jesus Christ! 40 00:06:46,100 --> 00:06:50,300 What's a girl got to do to get a decent nights sleep around here? 41 00:06:51,300 --> 00:06:53,000 Holly! 42 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:06,400 - Don't forget about Tuesday. - Oh sorry, it's Tuesday. 43 00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:11,900 Oh, Petey. 44 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:21,700 Fuck off. Holly, it's time to wake up. 45 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:36,000 Holly... 46 00:07:44,900 --> 00:07:48,400 Holly, I know you're in there, would you please come out, right away! 47 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:51,100 Mother! I don't think you want me to do that. 48 00:07:51,300 --> 00:07:54,300 I think you'll find I bloody well do. 49 00:07:56,900 --> 00:07:59,900 Is that you, Carl? No, this is Mark. 50 00:08:00,100 --> 00:08:03,000 Nice to meet you, Mrs. Goodfellow. 51 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,000 Holly, this is totally unacceptable. 52 00:08:06,050 --> 00:08:08,300 I'm 17, it's been legal for a year. 53 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:12,200 Legal does not make it decent. 54 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:14,700 Is everything alright, Mrs. Goodfellow? 55 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:18,200 Yes, everything is fine, Mrs. Parker. 56 00:08:18,300 --> 00:08:21,300 - Is that Holly I heard? - Holly? No. 57 00:08:22,300 --> 00:08:25,200 Oh. Morning, Mrs. Parker. 58 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:31,400 Morning. 59 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:41,700 You know the thing that pains me the most? 60 00:08:41,900 --> 00:08:43,800 No. But you'll tell me anyway. 61 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:45,400 You're an intelligent girl. 62 00:08:45,465 --> 00:08:47,200 An intelligent girl who's got a libido. 63 00:08:47,300 --> 00:08:49,300 An intelligent girl knows what to do with it. 64 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:50,700 I know it. 65 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:54,600 Oh, Holly. 66 00:08:56,800 --> 00:09:00,400 We used to be such friends. Hello. 67 00:09:00,700 --> 00:09:02,300 Now you cross with me all the time. 68 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,600 Because you are a total and utter bitch. 69 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:10,500 - Look at you two. Morning, sweetheart. - Morning. 70 00:09:11,100 --> 00:09:14,000 It's sort of as we feared... the pond. 71 00:09:14,100 --> 00:09:18,400 I've been chatting with the chaps at the Water Board. Looks like it's algae. 72 00:09:18,700 --> 00:09:22,000 It could be one of two or three different types apparently. 73 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:26,900 Some of them poisonous. They're worried about the water-table. 74 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:31,200 Anyway, they say it will get worse if it's not dealt with. 75 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:34,500 A lot of things will get worse if they're not dealt with. 76 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:36,500 They'll come back to me with the details. 77 00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:38,400 The devil's in the details, Dad. 78 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:42,300 Could we not say that word on a Sunday. 79 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:44,100 Dad! 80 00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:46,700 Alright. 81 00:09:46,900 --> 00:09:48,200 Where are you going now? 82 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,200 I've got work to do. 83 00:09:51,977 --> 00:09:53,400 You've just been to work. 84 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:56,800 I've got to write a speech for that convention, 85 00:09:57,100 --> 00:09:59,500 God's mysterious ways, 86 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:03,500 and that's all I've got to show for it, a title. 87 00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:14,700 See, you're an utter bitch to him. 88 00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:16,100 No, I'm not. 89 00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:18,100 And I know why, you're not getting any. 90 00:10:19,047 --> 00:10:19,600 What? 91 00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:22,300 The same reason you're angry with me and Mark. 92 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:25,700 Oh, in the van, in front of the house, on a Sunday. 93 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,200 That might have more to do with it. 94 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:29,600 I don't think so. 95 00:10:30,900 --> 00:10:32,400 Oh, you must be right then. 96 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:33,800 Well, I usually am. 97 00:10:36,900 --> 00:10:39,300 Can I get you any? 98 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:40,900 Petey, how long have you been there? 99 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,600 Holly says you're not getting any. 100 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:45,000 Can I get you some? 101 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:47,800 Oh Petey, that's very thoughtful... but no, you can't. 102 00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:57,200 Let's face it. I'm no good at this. 103 00:10:57,265 --> 00:11:00,200 No, you just need a little tweaking, 104 00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:04,300 a little Lance adjustment... but that's another story. 105 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:08,000 Alright now, Gloria. 106 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,800 I told you that the key is in the swing. 107 00:11:10,885 --> 00:11:12,900 Well, I never had a good swing. 108 00:11:13,153 --> 00:11:14,400 I disagree. 109 00:11:14,774 --> 00:11:18,300 I bet you could swing really well. 110 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:23,100 Now, you grip that shaft, gently but firmly. 111 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,000 Now, spread your legs. 112 00:11:28,978 --> 00:11:30,200 A little more. 113 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:36,000 Now you bend to the ball slowly. 114 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:40,500 Yeah. Now, bend your knees. 115 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:46,200 Yeah. 116 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:50,200 - Feel good? - Yes, feels fine. 117 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:54,200 Okay. 118 00:11:55,100 --> 00:11:58,400 - Now you just keep your eye on the ball. - Okay. 119 00:11:58,700 --> 00:12:02,200 - You let me worry about the hole. - Right. 120 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:08,000 That's quite good. 121 00:12:08,426 --> 00:12:13,600 Well, your ball is in the rough, but it's a good feeling? - Yeah. 122 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,000 One more? 123 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,200 Okay. 124 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:29,900 Mrs. Parker asked after you again this morning. 125 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:32,200 Surprise, surprise. 126 00:12:32,347 --> 00:12:33,800 I think I'm beginning to run out excuses. 127 00:12:33,900 --> 00:12:35,100 Well, then don't make any. 128 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:40,300 You know what you can do, you can go down and kill that bloody dog, 129 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:43,600 and I'll put in a month of Sundays. 130 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:59,700 Was that a brassier over Holly's shoulder this morning? 131 00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:06,700 You're a half day behind the rest of us, you know that? 132 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:10,300 We call it a bra nowadays. 133 00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:15,200 Why did she have it over her shoulder? 134 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,900 She was doing the laundry. 135 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:53,200 Mr. Brown? 136 00:13:55,000 --> 00:14:00,100 Mr. Brown, it's Mrs. Goodfellow, about Clarence, it's about your dog. 137 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:04,700 You woke me. 138 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,500 Yes, well, your dog woke me. 139 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:10,200 - What did you say? - I said your dog woke me. 140 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,000 Well, he's found his voice. 141 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,500 Yes, he has, hasn't he? 142 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:20,800 I was wondering whether we could perhaps keep him inside just the night-time. 143 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,100 - Got your sandwiches - Yes. 144 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,500 - And sports bag? - Yes! 145 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,700 Daddy is picking you up this afternoon. 146 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,800 - But Daddy forgets. - No, he doesn't. 147 00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:36,500 And tomorrow it's a new housekeeper, and she's paid not to forget. 148 00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:40,500 I thought you were going to be brave and take the bus this year. 149 00:14:40,510 --> 00:14:41,100 - Next year. 150 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:46,200 No, you said that last year. Come on, you're going to have a good time. 151 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:52,400 See you around, Goodfellow. 152 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,900 My shoelace is undone. 153 00:14:57,900 --> 00:15:02,500 - Tell me about when you were a girl. - Oh Petey, you know already. 154 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,100 Alright then. 155 00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:09,100 When I was a girl, I lived in a big scary house. 156 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:13,200 - With the black women. - No, they wore black, they were nuns. 157 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:16,200 Mostly Irish, and mostly evil. 158 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,300 And you were there because you were awful. 159 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:21,300 No, I was an orphan. Orphan, darling. 160 00:15:21,648 --> 00:15:23,700 Come on, off you go have a good day. 161 00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:25,100 Remember to make Daddy remember. 162 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,000 Promise. 163 00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:43,900 Oh, she's here already? The housekeeper. 164 00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:48,100 No, no, just her trunk. It arrived while you were out. 165 00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:52,700 It's a lovely old thing. Isn't it? Well, well, well. 166 00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:55,900 Look at that. Grace. 167 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,200 Is it a sign, do you think? 168 00:15:57,700 --> 00:15:59,100 No, I think it's a trunk. 169 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:05,100 In the books I read when I was a boy there was always a trunk just like this, 170 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:09,300 - Full of treasure. - You will remember to pick up Pete? 171 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,100 I can't this afternoon. 172 00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:12,900 Alright. I'll write it down. 173 00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:17,200 I've got to take Mrs. Applebee to the garden centre. 174 00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:19,700 Now, where's the pen? The Pen? 175 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:30,000 Oh, look at this. 176 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:34,800 You've made it really nice up here. Grace should be very happy. 177 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:40,000 You know, Lilian and Brian have made love in every single room in their house. 178 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,600 Their house is smaller. 179 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:46,500 Yes, but they went around twice. 180 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:53,300 - I'm late for work already. - So, what's half an hour? 181 00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:57,400 You take this off, and you're just a man, Walter Goodfellow. 182 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,900 Don't forget Petey, now. 183 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,000 Oh, Lord, yes. I think I wrote it down. 184 00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:17,900 Yep. 185 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,200 Hello! 186 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,700 Petey! 187 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,400 Petey? 188 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:48,800 Walter? 189 00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:53,200 Hi, Darling. We're just talking about the Algae and... 190 00:17:53,593 --> 00:17:54,700 Where's Petey? 191 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:58,000 Oh Lord. I'm sorry. 192 00:17:59,258 --> 00:18:02,700 Mrs. Hallyway rang me about her crisis of faith. She was on the verge of losing it. 193 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,600 I know the bloody feeling. 194 00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:22,600 - Let's get him. - No, this is really unnecessary. 195 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:25,700 - Should I push him? Do you want to be pushed? - No, please. 196 00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:29,400 - I'm going to count to three. Three. - No! 197 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,800 See you in the morning. 198 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:39,200 Oh, deary, deary me. Look at you. 199 00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:45,100 Give me a hand. Let me help you up. You look so uncomfortable. 200 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:54,000 - No one has a clue where he is. - I don't understand. 201 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,900 There he is! 202 00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:07,000 Who the bloody hell is that? 203 00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:21,300 Hey, what are you doing with my son? 204 00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:25,900 Come here, come on. Quick. 205 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,000 - You must be Gloria. - Get in the car. 206 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:34,900 Look, I think, there might be a misunderstanding. 207 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,900 You bet your life there's a misunderstanding. 208 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,600 Grace Hawkins. 209 00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:48,200 - You're Grace Hawkins. - Yes. 210 00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:52,200 - Mrs. Hawkins, welcome to Little Wallop. - Thank you, Vicar. 211 00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:07,000 - I'm sorry about earlier, Mrs. Hawkins. - Oh, no. Not at all. 212 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:10,700 Under the circumstances you did just the right thing. 213 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:13,500 I could have been anybody, and please call me Grace. 214 00:20:13,599 --> 00:20:14,700 Reverend! 215 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:20,100 Mrs. Parker, may I introduce you to our new housekeeper, Grace Hawkins. 216 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,200 Mrs. Parker is chairman... 217 00:20:22,261 --> 00:20:25,500 chair of the St. Michael's Flower Arranging Committee. 218 00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:27,000 Which I wanted to talk to you about. 219 00:20:27,807 --> 00:20:30,800 We will talk about it, we really will, 220 00:20:30,844 --> 00:20:33,500 but Grace has literally just arrived, and I was wondering... 221 00:20:33,505 --> 00:20:34,500 The tricks... 222 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,800 We'd better go in. They'll be forever. 223 00:20:36,826 --> 00:20:38,200 ...are quite unbelievable. 224 00:20:38,222 --> 00:20:42,500 In my whole experience in 43 years on this committee. 225 00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:45,700 I'm well aware of this problem. 226 00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:51,800 Oh, this is just... 227 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,700 He's a persistent little fellow, isn't he? 228 00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:57,400 It's not what I call him. 229 00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:04,800 I've given it a good airing, but it's still a little bit musty. 230 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,500 Oh no, it's perfect. 231 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,600 It's just as I imagined it. 232 00:21:11,282 --> 00:21:15,600 A perfect home for a perfect family. 233 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:18,000 Well, let's hope they make us an offer. 234 00:21:18,572 --> 00:21:21,600 A sense of humor. I like that. 235 00:21:21,991 --> 00:21:23,800 Good, because you're going to need one. 236 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,500 There you go again. 237 00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:38,400 - How are we going to get that upstairs? - Oh, we'll find a way. 238 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:42,500 - What do you think is in it? - I don't know and I didn't ask. 239 00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:45,600 - Holly! - I just want to know what's in it. 240 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:48,400 Memories, dear. 241 00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:52,300 A life time of memories. 242 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:56,000 And a few clothes. 243 00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:59,900 You must be Holly. My, you are tall. 244 00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:04,100 You must get that from your father's side. 245 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:07,200 - Oh, this is David. - Hi. 246 00:22:09,700 --> 00:22:11,800 The women in this family certainly share a taste for good looking fellows. 247 00:22:11,900 --> 00:22:13,800 - Untranslated subtitle - 248 00:22:19,300 --> 00:22:22,900 - Holly, are you taking the weight? - This way. 249 00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:26,900 - A sharp left, darling. - Watch it, watch it. 250 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,600 Sorry, sorry. Now this door's very narrow. 251 00:22:32,900 --> 00:22:36,500 Slowly down. Watch your fingers. That's fine. 252 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:44,500 Well now, I don't think the occasion should go by 253 00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:45,900 without a few words. 254 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,100 - Walter. - Just a few words, Gloria. 255 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:53,400 Lord, thank you for this day. 256 00:22:54,100 --> 00:22:57,000 And thank you for bringing us Grace, 257 00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:02,400 who joined our family today and who we hope will be very happy here. 258 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:07,200 And thank you also for Carl... 259 00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:10,400 - Mark... - David. 260 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,099 David, 261 00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:15,100 who we've also only just met, actually, 262 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:20,000 but who seems to be a very... ah... 263 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,900 - Nice young man indeed. - Amen. 264 00:23:22,946 --> 00:23:24,500 Alright, who would like a cup of tea? 265 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:26,200 Yeah, we'd better get going. 266 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,800 Thank you for that, Walter. Vicar, sir. 267 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,200 Oh, you're very welcome, Grace. 268 00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:36,800 - I meant every word. - Thank you. 269 00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:55,300 God, you drive me crazy. 270 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,200 - Oh God. - No... 271 00:23:59,100 --> 00:24:01,700 No, stop, stop! 272 00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:04,900 Okay, I know where we could drive. That's five minutes away. 273 00:24:05,010 --> 00:24:06,300 Not the shed. 274 00:24:06,700 --> 00:24:07,500 You know it? 275 00:24:07,519 --> 00:24:11,300 Of course I know it! I'm the Vicar's wife, Lance. 276 00:24:12,251 --> 00:24:15,000 I'd have to drive half a day before I'm not recognized. 277 00:24:15,070 --> 00:24:16,200 So let's stay. 278 00:24:16,300 --> 00:24:18,200 You want our first time to be in a car. 279 00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:19,900 Honey, I just want our first time. 280 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,100 I'm not doing it in a car. 281 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:23,800 Women in my age don't do it in cars. 282 00:24:23,865 --> 00:24:25,900 That's the sort of thing my daughter does. 283 00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:30,400 - She does? No, I hear you. - There's a time and a place, Lance. 284 00:24:30,700 --> 00:24:33,700 - Like Mexico. - Exactly, like Mexico. 285 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:37,100 - Which is exactly where we are going to be. - When? 286 00:24:37,300 --> 00:24:39,300 Soon, I promise. 287 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:42,900 I just want a break. I just need a break. 288 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:46,700 - Just a couple of weeks. - We'll be there in a heartbeat, baby. 289 00:24:46,900 --> 00:24:49,900 Naked and living of the fruits of love. 290 00:24:51,900 --> 00:24:54,500 - Warm sun. - Tequila. 291 00:24:56,700 --> 00:24:58,500 Hot salsa. 292 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:00,600 Would that be the music or the food. 293 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,000 I think, a bit of both. 294 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:21,200 - Good night then. - A little good night kiss. 295 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:23,900 Are you crazy? They're all watching. That's Mrs. Parker! 296 00:25:23,965 --> 00:25:25,100 Who? 297 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,500 Oh, come on. She probably... 298 00:25:29,318 --> 00:25:31,400 She probably can't even see. 299 00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:33,800 Just pretend you're a taxi and go. 300 00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:35,400 Go on. 301 00:25:39,100 --> 00:25:42,600 - I'll call you. - What the hell am I doing? 302 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:45,800 I hope you know because I have no clue. 303 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:52,200 Oh my Lord. 304 00:25:56,900 --> 00:25:59,800 So you must be Holly. 305 00:26:03,700 --> 00:26:06,400 See you next time sweetie. 306 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,600 Jesus Christ. 307 00:26:26,100 --> 00:26:28,000 Can't we have some good old fashioned rock 308 00:26:28,100 --> 00:26:30,100 to smite that little fucker dead. 309 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:34,700 Then I might start listening to you again. 310 00:26:37,100 --> 00:26:41,100 - I'm sorry, did I startle you? - No, no. Is everything okay? 311 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:45,400 Oh yes. I just wanted to thank you. Thank you very much. 312 00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:49,800 No, not at all. It's me who should be thanking you, really. 313 00:26:50,100 --> 00:26:53,100 - Well, good night, dear. - Good night. 314 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:58,100 - You know, my father was a minister. - Really? 315 00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:03,500 - That's a coincidence. - So, I know their little ways. 316 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:08,700 Well I think you'll find Walter is quite set in his. 317 00:27:08,900 --> 00:27:11,800 You just leave him to me, dear. 318 00:27:12,020 --> 00:27:13,600 Why couldn't I just do that. 319 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,900 - Should I close the door? - That would be lovely. 320 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:20,000 - Good night, dear. - Good night. 321 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:40,300 Alright. 322 00:27:42,900 --> 00:27:43,900 Oh! 323 00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:44,200 Clarence! 324 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,000 Clarence? 325 00:28:50,900 --> 00:28:52,900 Where's that bloody dog? 326 00:28:56,300 --> 00:28:58,800 Wakey, wakey. 327 00:29:03,100 --> 00:29:06,100 I thought you deserved a lie-in. 328 00:29:06,300 --> 00:29:09,300 Breakfast is ready when you are. 329 00:29:11,700 --> 00:29:13,800 Oh, I slept straight through. 330 00:29:14,679 --> 00:29:17,000 Makes a change. 331 00:29:17,900 --> 00:29:19,200 Fantastic. 332 00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:24,700 - Grace, this is absolutely fantastic. - Thank you, Vicar. Here's a toast, dear. 333 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:29,500 Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, did you know that, Holly? 334 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:32,800 I vaguely remember Mom failing to drum that into me. 335 00:29:32,900 --> 00:29:34,600 Good morning. 336 00:29:34,700 --> 00:29:38,800 As it's such a big day for you, Vicar, I've given you extra. 337 00:29:39,300 --> 00:29:41,900 It's only a bit of fun, Grace. 338 00:29:42,169 --> 00:29:43,400 Oh, can't I talk you out of it. 339 00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:44,899 No. 340 00:29:44,900 --> 00:29:48,900 It's going to be the most embarrassing day of my life, again. 341 00:29:49,500 --> 00:29:50,500 It's all in a good cause 342 00:29:50,518 --> 00:29:52,500 That doesn't make it less embarrassing. 343 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,900 I think it could be fun. 344 00:29:55,126 --> 00:29:57,300 She's new, she'll learn. 345 00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:12,300 - Chin up, chin up. - I just need to warm up a bit, I think. 346 00:30:12,500 --> 00:30:15,400 - Bad luck Vicar. - Oh dear. 347 00:30:23,300 --> 00:30:26,300 - No, I just can't watch. - Oh, Holly. 348 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:30,500 Why hang around just to see him humiliate himself in front of the whole village? 349 00:30:30,700 --> 00:30:34,300 As if I don't get enough of that every Sunday. 350 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:44,800 - He's a handsome fellow, isn't he? - What? 351 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,400 Your husband. 352 00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:49,300 Come on! 353 00:30:51,300 --> 00:30:54,200 Cuts quite an athletic figure. 354 00:31:03,700 --> 00:31:06,500 I'll be back in a minute. 355 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:11,200 Let's cheer for your father, shall we, perhaps that'll help. 356 00:31:11,296 --> 00:31:13,300 Come on, Dad. - Come on, Vicar. 357 00:31:13,438 --> 00:31:14,700 Hi. 358 00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:18,100 Perhaps next time. 359 00:31:18,681 --> 00:31:22,800 I'm sorry. I was waving. Oh dear. 360 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:42,700 - Sorry, sorry. I'm sorry about that. - Come on, Vicar. 361 00:31:42,900 --> 00:31:45,800 Pray for guidance, Vicar. 362 00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:02,600 Quello � entrato solo per poco. 363 00:32:04,900 --> 00:32:06,700 Sorry. 364 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:11,600 Sorry. 365 00:32:22,900 --> 00:32:24,600 - You alright, Vicar? - Oh, I'm fine. 366 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,000 - Untranslated subtitle - 367 00:32:26,100 --> 00:32:27,700 - I'm just winded. I think I'm fine. - No, no. 368 00:32:27,762 --> 00:32:29,900 I promise you. I'm sure I can carry on. 369 00:32:30,291 --> 00:32:32,500 Take a breather. 370 00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:34,700 Come on. 371 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,800 You okay, Dad? - Yes, I'm fine. 372 00:32:37,045 --> 00:32:39,900 - Hard luck, Vic. Thank you, Grace. I did my best. 373 00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:50,600 - Would you like a nice hot cup of tea? - That sounds wonderful, Grace. 374 00:32:50,900 --> 00:32:54,900 - Come on, let's get your father some tea. - Thank you. 375 00:33:02,100 --> 00:33:04,700 To me, to me! 376 00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:13,400 - That was bad luck out there, Reverend. - Thank you. 377 00:33:13,900 --> 00:33:15,700 Well, I guess these things happen? 378 00:33:15,807 --> 00:33:20,600 - Yes, they certainly do. They just did. 379 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:25,700 I went for the ball, Ref. 380 00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:28,800 Well, I got to hand it to you, Walter, 381 00:33:30,100 --> 00:33:34,100 you sure took it like a man, I'll say that for you. 382 00:33:39,300 --> 00:33:42,900 - I'm sorry, I... Have we... - Oh, sorry, Lance. 383 00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:46,800 I see your wife. 384 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:49,900 - I'm her golf pro. - Oh yes. 385 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:53,000 She takes her golf very seriously. 386 00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:57,000 Yeah, always comes on time, too. 387 00:33:58,700 --> 00:34:02,200 Oh yes, she's very good like that. Very good. 388 00:34:10,700 --> 00:34:12,500 Well... 389 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:16,800 - Nice to meet you, Walter. - Nice to meet you, Lance. 390 00:34:30,504 --> 00:34:33,200 Are you trying to make this as awkward as possible? 391 00:34:33,500 --> 00:34:37,000 We were just two guys shooting the breeze. 392 00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:39,000 Nothing to worry about. 393 00:34:39,378 --> 00:34:43,200 Besides, you can't blame a man for wanting to check out his competition. 394 00:34:43,767 --> 00:34:45,800 Yeah, but that's my husband. 395 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,300 So, guess what. 396 00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:55,800 I talked to my travel guide last night. 397 00:34:56,018 --> 00:34:57,400 Really? And what did he say? 398 00:34:57,700 --> 00:35:00,700 - When are we leaving? - It's all good. 399 00:35:09,100 --> 00:35:11,600 Here you go, Petey. 400 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,700 I'll drive so I can show you the way, then you can drive. 401 00:35:30,774 --> 00:35:31,700 I can't. 402 00:35:31,793 --> 00:35:35,500 - No, it's alright you're on my insurance. - No, I can't drive. 403 00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:40,400 Well, it's never to late to learn. Good morning. 404 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:45,100 - Hi, you haven't seen Clarence, have you? - No, I'm afraid not. 405 00:35:45,300 --> 00:35:48,900 It's not like him, it's not like him at all. 406 00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:55,900 Oh, dear. Never mind, the best night's sleep I've had in a long time. 407 00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:00,000 Every cloud has a silver lining. 408 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,000 Clarence! 409 00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:06,100 You little bugger, where are you? Clarence! 410 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,900 Get out of the way! Move! 411 00:36:16,700 --> 00:36:21,100 I've got to order a new track suit. Would you like me to come in with you? 412 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:24,200 - Is that a good idea? - Yeah. 413 00:36:48,900 --> 00:36:52,800 So in Mexico they have these endless miles... 414 00:36:53,100 --> 00:36:56,200 of perfect glistening white sand beaches. 415 00:36:56,300 --> 00:37:00,300 And what we're going to do, for the rest of our lives, 416 00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:04,800 is to find our own little stretch, our own little private place, 417 00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:07,700 just you and me. 418 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:10,900 And then what I going to do, 419 00:37:11,100 --> 00:37:15,600 is, I am going to cover your body with coconut cream every day, 420 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:18,900 and I am going to start at your toes, 421 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:23,800 and I going to lick my way up slowly all the way to your little... 422 00:37:23,900 --> 00:37:26,900 Well, that sounds lovely. When do we go? 423 00:37:33,700 --> 00:37:34,700 Fuck! 424 00:37:49,300 --> 00:37:52,900 - How was he? - Oh, petrified. Oh, poor Petey. 425 00:37:56,900 --> 00:37:58,700 Hello? 426 00:37:59,700 --> 00:38:03,900 Hello, Lilian. I can't really talk right now, can I call you back, later? 427 00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:07,200 - I found the perfect spot. - Bye. 428 00:38:09,900 --> 00:38:13,400 Yes, that was Lilian, an old friend of mine. 429 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,700 Clarence! 430 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,800 Clarence! 431 00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:26,400 Clarence, where are you? 432 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,100 And then once we broke into the boy's college in the middle of the night, 433 00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:33,900 me and some friends and did a striptease for the lads. 434 00:38:34,100 --> 00:38:38,600 It wasn't any old college either, it was religion and philosophy. 435 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:43,000 - Is that where you met Walter? - That's where I met Walter. 436 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:47,800 He was post-grad and I was a first year, and he was... 437 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:52,000 He was just different from the others. 438 00:38:52,700 --> 00:38:53,900 Still is. 439 00:38:53,925 --> 00:38:55,300 Not many like him around. 440 00:38:57,700 --> 00:38:59,400 Put your finger on here, will you? 441 00:39:00,164 --> 00:39:02,200 But why is it, when they eventually do find God, 442 00:39:02,300 --> 00:39:04,500 that they lose their sense of humor? 443 00:39:12,500 --> 00:39:14,300 Hello? 444 00:39:17,700 --> 00:39:20,300 Lilian, again. 445 00:39:21,700 --> 00:39:24,200 Where are you? 446 00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:42,500 That was Lilian and I'm going for a nip into town and meet her for lunch. 447 00:39:42,700 --> 00:39:44,500 Lilian? 448 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:48,800 - I'd so like to meet her. - Yes, of course! 449 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,800 I'll sort something out. 450 00:39:53,900 --> 00:39:55,400 - Bye-bye. - Bye. 451 00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:12,900 Gods ways are mysterious, that's why we say: 452 00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:17,000 God's mysterious ways. 453 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:21,800 I mean, look at Job and all that befell him. He asks the Lord: 454 00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:25,200 "Why are you doing all of this to me?" 455 00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:29,500 And God could have explained, 456 00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:33,400 but instead he just said: "Trust me, Job." 457 00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:37,200 Now that's mysterious. 458 00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:54,300 God? 459 00:40:54,700 --> 00:40:57,300 Yes, Walter? 460 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,900 How do you think it's sounding? 461 00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:04,800 Well, the title stinks, for a start. 462 00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:08,900 Hi, I'm sorry. I can't agree with God about that. 463 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:10,500 Goodness, Grace. 464 00:41:10,757 --> 00:41:12,100 Hope you don't mind. 465 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:16,300 No, no, no, I was just practicing for the convention. 466 00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:19,500 It's very thought provoking. 467 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:23,000 Dry and boring, I think, you mean. 468 00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:25,000 But that's me all over. 469 00:41:25,522 --> 00:41:26,600 Nonsense. 470 00:41:26,700 --> 00:41:30,100 I'm not the most vibrant of individuals. 471 00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:33,100 A bit serious, perhaps. 472 00:41:33,700 --> 00:41:37,700 - You've hit the nail on the head there. - Reverend Goodfellow! 473 00:41:38,100 --> 00:41:42,000 Reverend Goodfellow! I just wanted to speak to you about... 474 00:41:45,700 --> 00:41:48,500 - Mrs. Hawkins. - Mrs. Parker. 475 00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:54,500 Is it possible to have a word with you, privately? 476 00:41:55,300 --> 00:41:58,900 It's about the flower arranging committee. 477 00:41:59,100 --> 00:42:03,400 It has taken a turn for the worse. I have never in all my life, 478 00:42:03,700 --> 00:42:06,600 - I have never, never... - Mrs. Parker, 479 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,900 the Reverend is practicing his sermon. 480 00:42:11,900 --> 00:42:14,900 Yes, I have a convention coming up. 481 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:19,000 I see. 482 00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,600 Very well. 483 00:42:24,100 --> 00:42:26,700 Goodbye, Mrs. Parker. 484 00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:31,400 - Oh, dear. I hope that didn't... - Of course not. 485 00:42:31,900 --> 00:42:34,200 For goodness sake, you are a busy man, Vicar, 486 00:42:34,300 --> 00:42:36,400 people should realize that. 487 00:42:36,700 --> 00:42:38,500 Right. 488 00:42:39,900 --> 00:42:41,500 Yes. 489 00:42:41,900 --> 00:42:43,500 Now. 490 00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:46,400 About your sermon. 491 00:42:47,500 --> 00:42:49,100 Yes? 492 00:42:51,100 --> 00:42:53,700 Do you like jokes? 493 00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:57,400 Jokes? 494 00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:24,800 So you see, God is very tired and he say to St. Peter: 495 00:43:25,100 --> 00:43:28,100 "Look, Peter... Petey," he says, 496 00:43:28,500 --> 00:43:32,500 "I'm absolutely exhausted. I need a holiday, I really do. 497 00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:35,500 Is there anywhere you can suggest?" So, 498 00:43:35,579 --> 00:43:39,900 St. Peter thinks for a bit, and then he says: "Well I know," 499 00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:43,200 he says, "what about the moon?" 500 00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:48,300 And God said: "No, I don't think so. Not the moon, there's no atmosphere." 501 00:43:50,300 --> 00:43:53,600 - Yeah, that's funny. - I'm not finished, yet. So then God says: 502 00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:56,300 "I really want something different." 503 00:43:56,393 --> 00:43:59,000 So, St. Peter says: "Well, what about Earth?" 504 00:43:59,700 --> 00:44:03,500 And God says: "No, I went there 2000 years ago. 505 00:44:03,700 --> 00:44:09,400 I met this nice little Jewish girl, and they're still talking about it." 506 00:44:29,300 --> 00:44:31,900 I did good? 507 00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,800 You look beautiful. 508 00:44:37,900 --> 00:44:39,700 After you. 509 00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:45,300 - Fabulous, right? - Oh yes! 510 00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:48,300 The tickets are on their way. 511 00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:59,100 Baby! Oh, baby! 512 00:45:03,700 --> 00:45:06,000 Oh, this is it! Oh God. 513 00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:08,700 - I need... - Wait! 514 00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:11,800 - What? - Let me take my clothes off. 515 00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:16,200 Okay. 516 00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:35,300 Oh, man. Oh, God almighty! 517 00:45:40,700 --> 00:45:43,300 Slow, slow, slow. 518 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:54,600 Oh, yeah! Oh, God almighty. You make me crazy. 519 00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:05,700 - Oh God, what's that? - What? 520 00:46:05,900 --> 00:46:07,500 That. 521 00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:13,000 - This is my love thing. - I know what it is. 522 00:46:13,100 --> 00:46:15,100 - I thought you Brits like this kind of thing. - No. 523 00:46:15,294 --> 00:46:16,500 No, at all. 524 00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:19,600 You do not think this is hot? 525 00:46:20,100 --> 00:46:21,300 No. 526 00:46:24,100 --> 00:46:27,100 You didn't turn your phone off. 527 00:46:34,500 --> 00:46:36,200 Hello? 528 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:38,000 What? 529 00:46:38,900 --> 00:46:41,700 Who the hell's this? Oh. 530 00:46:43,300 --> 00:46:44,500 A girl. 531 00:46:44,501 --> 00:46:46,000 I don't know any girls. 532 00:46:46,700 --> 00:46:48,200 I got it, I'll just take it off. 533 00:46:49,283 --> 00:46:50,500 No, keep it on. 534 00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:55,200 In fact you could put everything back on. I think we had quite enough for today. 535 00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:08,600 Good Lord. 536 00:47:14,300 --> 00:47:16,900 "Giggle with God". 537 00:47:20,900 --> 00:47:22,700 Oh no. 538 00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:54,600 Is everything alright, Vicar? 539 00:47:55,100 --> 00:47:58,000 It's just so quiet, Grace. 540 00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:01,200 Lovely, isn't it? 541 00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:05,700 - Have a good afternoon. - And you. 542 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,400 Very good. 543 00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:33,800 Is your dad going to make you pray tonight? 544 00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:38,300 - Shut up. - Does he make you pray to baby Jesus? 545 00:49:39,300 --> 00:49:43,100 - Just leave me alone. - Run to granny, you prat. 546 00:49:44,700 --> 00:49:47,500 - Are you alright? - Yeah. 547 00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:04,600 You know, I was wondering, if you had a magic word, what word would it be? 548 00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:06,800 - I mean, what's your favorite word? - My favorite word? 549 00:50:06,818 --> 00:50:08,000 - Untranslated subtitle - 550 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,600 - Broccoli - Broccoli? 551 00:50:12,500 --> 00:50:15,300 Well, I don't know. Why not? 552 00:50:18,900 --> 00:50:21,900 It's alright, Petey, it's alright. 553 00:50:22,100 --> 00:50:25,700 You just close your eyes. Keep them closed. 554 00:50:27,100 --> 00:50:30,000 Now say the magic word. 555 00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:32,099 Broccoli. 556 00:50:32,100 --> 00:50:34,700 Now open them. 557 00:50:35,300 --> 00:50:37,100 See what happens. 558 00:50:41,700 --> 00:50:45,300 - Look, there's God boy. - It's alright. 559 00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:52,800 You're dead, God boy, you're dead! 560 00:50:58,700 --> 00:51:02,300 - My breaks aren't working! - I can't stop! 561 00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:19,200 - Who's that? - He's Billy Martin. 562 00:51:20,100 --> 00:51:24,100 Good old Broccoli. Shall we have some for supper? 563 00:51:38,100 --> 00:51:39,900 Hi, Mom. 564 00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:43,800 You know, flour can be so sensual. 565 00:51:44,300 --> 00:51:48,600 In Heaven it took me 3 months to find a priest up here for the wedding. 566 00:51:48,900 --> 00:51:51,100 - How long do you think it would take me to find a lawyer? 567 00:51:51,276 --> 00:51:52,300 Yeah, I like that. 568 00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:56,400 Oh, Gloria, you're back. This is Mark... ah... 569 00:51:56,500 --> 00:51:59,400 - David... ah... - Grant. 570 00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:06,100 Oh, now this is a good one. Holly! Come and listen to this. 571 00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:08,900 Sit down. So... 572 00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:14,400 This Vicar is stopped for speeding, and the policeman smells alcohol... 573 00:52:14,700 --> 00:52:18,200 and sees an empty bottle of wine on the passenger's side floor. 574 00:52:18,500 --> 00:52:22,400 And he says: "Have you been drinking, Reverend?". And the vicar says, 575 00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:25,200 all innocent, like... 576 00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:27,700 all innocent, like... 577 00:52:27,900 --> 00:52:30,900 And the vicar says all innocent, like: 578 00:52:31,300 --> 00:52:35,400 "Just water, Officer." And the policeman looks over to the bottle and says: 579 00:52:35,700 --> 00:52:38,700 "Well, that looks like wine to me." 580 00:52:38,900 --> 00:52:43,300 "Wine!" cries the Vicar, "Good Lord, he's done it again." 581 00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:49,200 - That's funny. - Yes, that is quite funny, isn't it? 582 00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:52,700 Mummy! Mummy! 583 00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:57,800 Billy Martin came after me, but Grace was there and I said "Broccoli", 584 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:01,900 - And now he's dead. Billy Martin's dead! - Oh my! 585 00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:05,800 - Aren't you a busy bee? - Grace, this is Grant. 586 00:53:06,500 --> 00:53:09,300 Is it Halloween? 587 00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:14,700 - Jokes, Grace. Have lots of them! - Oh, well done, you. 588 00:53:16,300 --> 00:53:20,200 Oh... isn't this nice? Billy Martin is dead! 589 00:53:22,500 --> 00:53:25,500 Could we have a word? Billy Martin is dead? 590 00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:29,700 Oh good Lord, no. No, he's not dead, he was just unconscious, if I may judge. 591 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:34,000 But, please, don't tell Petey, because he's so excited. 592 00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:38,100 - Grace, can you come and look at the pie? - Of course, dear. 593 00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:42,400 - I fucked up big time. - She shouldn't use that language. 594 00:53:50,700 --> 00:53:54,600 Let me get this straight. My son's rid of his bullies. 595 00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:59,400 My husband has become a comedian. 596 00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:04,400 And my nymphomaniac daughter has discovered cookery. 597 00:54:06,500 --> 00:54:09,100 What's going on? 598 00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:39,800 Oh, I'm so sorry! 599 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:43,800 - I'm so sorry. Did I wake you? - No, not at all. 600 00:54:45,100 --> 00:54:49,100 - Did I disturb you and Walter? - Chance, be a fine thing. 601 00:54:50,700 --> 00:54:52,300 - Good night. - Good night. You know, 602 00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:56,500 men do sometimes lose their way, dear. 603 00:54:57,100 --> 00:55:00,500 I mean, Walter is sweet soul, but he's a bit... 604 00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:03,600 slow-witted like the rest of them. 605 00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:08,200 I'm sure he'll find his way back to you in the end. 606 00:55:09,100 --> 00:55:13,600 - So you were married, too? - Yes, I was. A long time ago. 607 00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:16,600 Did he lose his way? 608 00:55:18,077 --> 00:55:20,100 With a little help from another woman. 609 00:55:22,500 --> 00:55:25,500 Completely lost his head over her. 610 00:55:28,100 --> 00:55:31,100 Do you have a couple of minutes? 611 00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:39,300 You sit down. I've got something to show you. 612 00:55:39,700 --> 00:55:42,200 Oh, here it is. 613 00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:49,400 Look, that's me when I was six. 614 00:55:49,500 --> 00:55:52,300 - So sweet. - I was a live one. 615 00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:54,200 Was? 616 00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:57,300 Here he is. That's him. 617 00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:02,800 What was his name? 618 00:56:02,900 --> 00:56:04,700 Arthur. 619 00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:10,000 He's very dapper. 620 00:56:10,300 --> 00:56:14,900 I was a fool for a handsome fellow. I was young. I was very young. 621 00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:17,000 Too young. 622 00:56:17,500 --> 00:56:20,000 And then he dabbled. 623 00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:24,400 And that was that. 624 00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:27,800 Walter only dabbles with God nowadays. 625 00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:31,600 In that case he'll come back to you. 626 00:56:32,300 --> 00:56:36,900 God would never stand in the way of such a beautiful young woman. 627 00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:11,800 Will you find your way back to me? 628 00:57:15,700 --> 00:57:17,500 Could you? 629 00:57:40,700 --> 00:57:43,600 Clarence, is that you? 630 00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:51,200 Clarence? 631 00:58:12,700 --> 00:58:15,300 Oh my God! Clarence! 632 00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:21,800 God! 633 00:58:49,100 --> 00:58:51,500 Do you think he found that bloody dog yet? 634 00:58:51,605 --> 00:58:52,900 Oh, Mr. Brown is on holiday. 635 00:58:53,100 --> 00:58:56,000 Is he? Where has he gone? 636 00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:59,200 I think, he said Down Under. 637 00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:17,800 Hey. 638 00:59:18,500 --> 00:59:20,100 So... 639 00:59:21,700 --> 00:59:24,700 I have been up every night thinking. 640 00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:31,000 If we only get one chance for happiness in our entire lives, Gloria, 641 00:59:31,500 --> 00:59:35,500 that nobody should ever die without having found it. 642 00:59:36,300 --> 00:59:38,600 I'm not alone. 643 00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:41,400 I'm not alone. 644 00:59:49,500 --> 00:59:52,300 So, I talked to my guy, 645 00:59:52,900 --> 00:59:55,500 and Mexico is on. 646 00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:59,300 - I got a date tomorrow. - What? 647 01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:03,200 I told you, when I move fast... 648 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:07,900 - Oh, that's too fast, change it. - I can't, the ticket's are booked. 649 01:00:08,100 --> 01:00:10,900 - Change the tickets. - Honey, they're booked. 650 01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:13,800 You can't change them? 651 01:00:13,900 --> 01:00:17,800 Gloria, this is everything we've been dreaming of. 652 01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:19,600 And the hotel? 653 01:00:19,638 --> 01:00:22,200 Hotel's perfect. On the beach, like you said? 654 01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:26,600 Yes! I mean, walking distance, seconds. 655 01:00:26,651 --> 01:00:28,900 The best hotels are on the beach, Lance. 656 01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:33,000 Gloria, this is so much better than a hotel. 657 01:00:33,300 --> 01:00:34,900 For fuck's sake, it's a time share. 658 01:00:35,567 --> 01:00:36,600 Here we are. 659 01:00:36,700 --> 01:00:40,700 Oh, Grace! Grace, this is Lance, my golf instructor. 660 01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:43,600 - Lance, that is Grace, our housekeeper. - It is very nice to meet you, Grace. 661 01:00:43,736 --> 01:00:47,800 - Untranslated subtitle - 662 01:00:48,142 --> 01:00:49,400 - Gloria has told me all about you. - You're American. 663 01:00:49,500 --> 01:00:52,400 - Yes. - That obvious? 664 01:00:54,900 --> 01:00:58,400 - Well, please don't let me interrupt you. - Oh, sorry. 665 01:00:58,700 --> 01:01:01,700 We just talked about our next session, 666 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:05,400 our next practice session of golf. Weren't we, Lance? 667 01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:10,200 - Right, practice session. - We can talk about it later, can't we? 668 01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:15,000 Well, actually... I kind of need to know now. 669 01:01:16,100 --> 01:01:19,000 - It can't wait? - It's all confirmed. 670 01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:23,700 - Well, I have concerns. - What... kind of concerns? 671 01:01:27,300 --> 01:01:31,700 I just want to make sure we have the right equipment... the right kit. 672 01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,900 I'm not sure we have the right wood. 673 01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:39,700 Hey, you are talking to me. 674 01:01:39,900 --> 01:01:43,500 You do not have to worry yourself about wood. 675 01:01:48,100 --> 01:01:50,700 Yes or no, Gloria? 676 01:01:54,700 --> 01:01:56,500 Alright. 677 01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:02,000 Okay. Good. 678 01:02:04,900 --> 01:02:07,900 It was nice to meet you, Lance. 679 01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:11,100 It's a pleasure to meet you, too, Grace. 680 01:02:11,300 --> 01:02:14,200 About 5 o'clock? The place? 681 01:02:15,100 --> 01:02:17,900 - The usual place? - Okay. 682 01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:22,400 Okay, well, you ladies, have a lovely lunch. 683 01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:30,100 He's got a marvelous swing. 684 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:32,200 Has he? 685 01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:36,000 I visit 2000 years ago, I met this nice Jewish girl, 686 01:02:36,300 --> 01:02:40,100 and they're still talking about it. Ha, ha, ha... 687 01:02:41,100 --> 01:02:44,000 But joking aside, it's true: 688 01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:48,500 2000 years later, and we are still talking about it, 689 01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:52,800 and that's because it's something worth talking about. 690 01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:58,600 Oh, Grace. 691 01:02:59,500 --> 01:03:02,400 With these jokes, things come alive. 692 01:03:03,500 --> 01:03:06,200 - They really do. - Excellent. 693 01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:09,400 - You're doing very well, Vicar. - Thank you. 694 01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:10,800 Now... 695 01:03:11,335 --> 01:03:12,900 have you thought about sex? 696 01:03:17,900 --> 01:03:19,100 Sex? 697 01:03:19,300 --> 01:03:20,500 Yes. 698 01:03:22,500 --> 01:03:23,600 For the convention or... 699 01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:25,700 The bible is full of sex. 700 01:03:27,700 --> 01:03:30,600 - Haven't you noticed? - The bible? 701 01:03:32,700 --> 01:03:35,700 The song of Solomon, for example. 702 01:03:36,100 --> 01:03:40,100 No, that is the passionate declaration of love... 703 01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:44,000 - From a devoted man to God. - No! 704 01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:47,400 It's about sex. 705 01:03:48,900 --> 01:03:50,599 Right. 706 01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:53,500 Here, read it again, Reverend. 707 01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:58,100 I'll make you a cup of tea. 708 01:04:10,700 --> 01:04:14,300 "Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth:" 709 01:04:15,500 --> 01:04:18,400 For thy love is better than wine. 710 01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:23,200 His fruit was sweet to my taste. 711 01:04:24,700 --> 01:04:27,700 His left hand is under my head, 712 01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:31,400 and his right hand doth embrace me. 713 01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:36,000 Behold, 714 01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:39,000 thou art fair, my love. 715 01:04:40,500 --> 01:04:42,200 Behold, 716 01:04:43,500 --> 01:04:46,100 thou art fair. 717 01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:56,400 Thy lips are like a thread of scarlet. 718 01:04:57,600 --> 01:05:01,100 Thine eyes are as doves behind the veil. 719 01:05:02,700 --> 01:05:05,500 And comely is thy mouth. 720 01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:13,300 Thy two breasts are like forns feeding among the lilies. 721 01:05:15,500 --> 01:05:18,400 Thy navel is like a round goblet... 722 01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:23,200 wherein no mingled wine is wanting. 723 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:31,000 Thy belly is like a heap of wheat, 724 01:05:31,700 --> 01:05:34,500 set about with lilies. 725 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:39,800 Let thy breasts be as clusters on the vine. 726 01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:44,700 And thy mouth like the best wine. 727 01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:51,800 Open to me my dove, 728 01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:57,100 for my head is filled with the drops of the night. 729 01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:03,100 Come, my beloved, 730 01:06:03,300 --> 01:06:06,300 let us see if the wine flourishes... 731 01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:10,000 and the tender grapes appear... 732 01:06:10,300 --> 01:06:13,300 "and the pomegranates bud forth." 733 01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:43,700 Showtime! 734 01:08:05,600 --> 01:08:08,200 Oh. Come on. 735 01:08:08,700 --> 01:08:11,600 Come on to Uncle Lance. 736 01:08:13,500 --> 01:08:16,400 No, no, don't. Come back. 737 01:08:17,500 --> 01:08:19,300 Oh yeah! 738 01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:24,000 Oh, my Lord. They're just like little rose petals. 739 01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:14,400 Oh, bingo! 740 01:09:17,200 --> 01:09:21,000 - Oh God, Lance, you're a lucky man. - Good evening. 741 01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:24,100 Good evening. Can I help you? 742 01:09:24,700 --> 01:09:27,000 - Grace, right? - Yes. 743 01:09:27,100 --> 01:09:28,300 I lost my... 744 01:09:28,500 --> 01:09:31,600 Have you seen my wallet? I seem to have dropped it here. 745 01:09:40,500 --> 01:09:43,400 Got my pen, got my speech, 746 01:09:44,100 --> 01:09:49,200 - And I'm really rather nervous. - You'll be fine, and I'll think of you. 747 01:09:49,400 --> 01:09:53,000 - Good. - Jesus Christ, you two, put it away. 748 01:09:55,300 --> 01:09:57,900 - Bye-bye. - Bye, Dad. 749 01:09:58,200 --> 01:10:01,100 - Cheerio, Petey. Goodbye, sweetheart. - Bye, Dad. 750 01:10:01,200 --> 01:10:03,000 Grace. 751 01:10:11,900 --> 01:10:14,800 Forgotten something, darling? 752 01:10:14,900 --> 01:10:18,900 - Have you seen Mr. Brown lately? - No, he's in Australia. 753 01:10:22,900 --> 01:10:26,900 - I hope the convention goes well. - Yes, thank you, Grace. 754 01:10:27,500 --> 01:10:30,100 Goodbye, all. 755 01:10:34,300 --> 01:10:36,800 Reverend Goodfellow! 756 01:10:41,200 --> 01:10:44,100 - Reverend Goodfellow! - Mrs. Parker. 757 01:10:44,300 --> 01:10:47,200 About the flower arranging committee... 758 01:10:47,900 --> 01:10:51,900 which I will be more than happy to talk to you about in a few days, when I'm back. 759 01:10:55,800 --> 01:10:57,500 I see. 760 01:11:01,400 --> 01:11:04,400 I noticed that your housekeeper... 761 01:11:04,700 --> 01:11:08,700 was having a great deal of trouble with her car last night. 762 01:11:09,900 --> 01:11:11,700 Her car? 763 01:11:16,200 --> 01:11:20,100 - That's not Grace's car, Mrs. Parker. - It's not? 764 01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:28,900 I've seen it there often enough. 765 01:11:29,800 --> 01:11:32,700 At first I thought it was a taxi. 766 01:11:49,600 --> 01:11:53,600 Well, goodbyes are never easy, but it's not forever, dear. 767 01:12:03,500 --> 01:12:08,700 Hello, it's me. It's after five, and I'm here and you're not. 768 01:12:09,600 --> 01:12:13,600 So, well, it's funny actually, because I only came here... 769 01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:18,500 to tell you that I'm not coming, but I guess you beat me to it. 770 01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:24,100 Perhaps you're already there with one of those girls you don't know. 771 01:12:25,300 --> 01:12:28,200 Have a nice life, Lance. 772 01:12:34,500 --> 01:12:38,500 Before the break we were talking about murderers on parole... 773 01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:45,500 Oh, there you are. 774 01:12:46,300 --> 01:12:47,500 Dinner's at eight? 775 01:12:48,541 --> 01:12:50,000 He didn't show up then? 776 01:12:50,900 --> 01:12:53,800 - What? - Your American. 777 01:12:55,300 --> 01:12:58,900 Your golf instructor, your practice session. 778 01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:02,100 No, no, he didn't. He's sick. 779 01:13:06,700 --> 01:13:09,600 Yeah, he... he called it off. 780 01:13:10,100 --> 01:13:11,200 Yeah. 781 01:13:11,300 --> 01:13:14,200 A woman they called the Trunk Murderer. 782 01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:18,300 - Rosemary Jones, Bill. - Don't get me started on Rosemary Jones. 783 01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:20,600 It really Is a sorry day and a sad society 784 01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:23,000 when someone like her Is released. 785 01:13:23,882 --> 01:13:26,200 I think we have some pictures, do we? 786 01:13:27,232 --> 01:13:28,800 Yes: The Trunk Murderer, so called, 787 01:13:28,900 --> 01:13:33,100 because they found her husband and his mistress chopped up In her trunk luggage. 788 01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:37,200 - A month ago she was released from prison. - Mom! 789 01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:40,500 Yeah? 790 01:13:41,900 --> 01:13:44,700 I think you'd better see this. 791 01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:46,800 Mom! 792 01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:48,700 - A classical pathological psychosis. 793 01:13:48,900 --> 01:13:51,300 But the parole board said, 794 01:13:51,400 --> 01:13:53,900 she demonstrated the capacity to change. 795 01:13:54,327 --> 01:13:57,500 No, no, the point is, that she is out loose and among us now. 796 01:13:58,102 --> 01:14:01,500 You mean, she's wandering the streets... and up to her old tricks again? 797 01:14:01,507 --> 01:14:03,000 I wouldn't put it past her, Theresa. 798 01:14:09,300 --> 01:14:10,600 Oh my God. 799 01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:25,700 God's Mysterious Ways. I think, it's a good title, Reverend Goodfellow. 800 01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:29,300 - I really do. I like it. - Really? Thank you. 801 01:14:29,500 --> 01:14:32,400 And they'll like it, too. I'm sure. 802 01:14:37,900 --> 01:14:39,100 I'm taking a look 803 01:14:39,628 --> 01:14:42,800 No, I don't think, it's the appropriate way. 804 01:14:42,855 --> 01:14:44,900 Have you ever seen inside it? 805 01:14:45,377 --> 01:14:47,000 - No. - Exactly. 806 01:14:50,200 --> 01:14:51,900 Hang on! 807 01:14:59,300 --> 01:15:02,300 Gloria, are you here? Holly? 808 01:15:03,200 --> 01:15:05,300 Are you up there? 809 01:15:05,400 --> 01:15:07,000 Shit! 810 01:15:12,600 --> 01:15:14,200 Shit! 811 01:15:21,300 --> 01:15:23,100 Hello? 812 01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:26,200 Are you in here? 813 01:15:27,200 --> 01:15:29,800 Alright, my word! 814 01:15:40,400 --> 01:15:43,400 - Please be there, Lance. - Who's Lance? 815 01:16:10,700 --> 01:16:11,900 Here we are. 816 01:16:12,292 --> 01:16:15,500 How does this work again? Missed call, press green. 817 01:16:25,900 --> 01:16:27,700 Hello? 818 01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:38,200 This is Grace speaking. Would you like to come out from under the bed? 819 01:16:39,200 --> 01:16:40,200 Coming. 820 01:16:40,600 --> 01:16:42,800 Great to see so many new faces here today. 821 01:16:42,900 --> 01:16:44,700 I know some of you came a very long way, thank you. 822 01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:50,000 And some old friends, Morgan. Great result for the rugby at the weekend. 823 01:16:50,300 --> 01:16:55,200 Now, down to the more serious business of the day, our opening address. 824 01:16:55,500 --> 01:16:59,400 I'd like to introduce the Reverend Walter Goodfellow... 825 01:16:59,700 --> 01:17:02,700 from the Parish of Little Wallop! 826 01:17:26,400 --> 01:17:29,000 Good evening. 827 01:17:33,100 --> 01:17:36,000 Good evening, Gentlemen... 828 01:17:36,800 --> 01:17:39,600 Ladies and Gentlemen. 829 01:17:42,400 --> 01:17:44,800 It's an honor... 830 01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:47,600 to... to deliver... 831 01:17:47,800 --> 01:17:50,800 the opening address of the convention, 832 01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:54,300 And my subject... 833 01:17:54,500 --> 01:17:57,400 is "Cod's Mysterious Ways"... 834 01:17:58,300 --> 01:18:01,300 "God's... God's Mysterious Ways", 835 01:18:02,400 --> 01:18:06,300 I'm sorry, I'm sure that Cod have mysterious ways. 836 01:18:09,300 --> 01:18:15,200 But it's the mysterious ways of God that I wanted to talk about this evening. 837 01:18:17,100 --> 01:18:21,100 Cod will just have to wait for their own convention. 838 01:18:23,300 --> 01:18:26,700 So! God's Mysterious Ways. 839 01:18:29,100 --> 01:18:32,600 I'm so glad we can have this little chat. 840 01:18:33,700 --> 01:18:37,800 - What have you done with Lance, Rosemary? - You know, I prefer Rosie. 841 01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:41,000 It takes me back to my childhood. 842 01:18:41,100 --> 01:18:44,100 What have you done with Lance, Rosie? 843 01:18:44,400 --> 01:18:45,600 Who the hell's Lance? 844 01:18:47,041 --> 01:18:51,800 Yes, well, that's the question. You see, Lance... 845 01:18:53,900 --> 01:18:56,700 Lance liked to make films. 846 01:18:57,100 --> 01:19:00,000 Can you work this, dear? 847 01:19:05,400 --> 01:19:07,200 Showtime. 848 01:19:09,600 --> 01:19:11,700 Come on to Uncle Lance. 849 01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:13,900 Who the hell is this guy? I'll kill him! 850 01:19:15,078 --> 01:19:16,400 That won't be necessary, dear. 851 01:19:18,100 --> 01:19:20,700 Oh my Lord. They're just like little rose petals. 852 01:19:20,900 --> 01:19:22,000 What? 853 01:19:22,100 --> 01:19:26,000 Not the type you would have been happy with in the end, dear. 854 01:19:26,400 --> 01:19:30,400 Don't change the subject. You have a dead man in your trunk! 855 01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:34,800 No, no, he's not in my trunk, dear. He's in his car. 856 01:19:35,400 --> 01:19:39,000 And that wasn't just any man, was it, Gloria? 857 01:19:39,700 --> 01:19:42,300 That was your lover. 858 01:19:45,400 --> 01:19:46,600 That was your lover? 859 01:19:46,800 --> 01:19:50,600 Now, you've got to understand, Holly, your mother's been very unhappy... 860 01:19:50,855 --> 01:19:52,100 and lonely. 861 01:19:52,482 --> 01:19:55,300 Well, you know, your father, well, he's a busy man, 862 01:19:55,369 --> 01:20:01,100 and along comes this handsome American with his accent and his swing... 863 01:20:01,681 --> 01:20:03,700 not the type I would approve of at all. 864 01:20:04,100 --> 01:20:08,000 You can't go around killing people just because you don't approve of them. 865 01:20:08,300 --> 01:20:10,500 Oh, that's what my doctors used to say. 866 01:20:10,700 --> 01:20:13,200 On this point we could never agree. 867 01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:18,000 Anyway, I could see, your affair was ruining the whole family! 868 01:20:20,234 --> 01:20:22,800 You can't expect me to sit back and do nothing about that, can you? 869 01:20:23,100 --> 01:20:25,400 Yes, but it has absolutely nothing to do with you! 870 01:20:25,595 --> 01:20:26,800 It has everything to do with me. 871 01:20:27,500 --> 01:20:31,300 It's the least a mother can do for her dough... 872 01:20:31,500 --> 01:20:34,100 her daughter. 873 01:20:36,600 --> 01:20:40,500 That's something else we need to have a chat about. 874 01:20:49,600 --> 01:20:53,400 They'd send me photos, now and again, the nuns. 875 01:20:54,600 --> 01:20:57,400 This is one of your mother when she was your age. 876 01:20:57,500 --> 01:21:00,400 Mom, you looked gorgeous. 877 01:21:02,500 --> 01:21:06,500 Aren't we forgetting the small matter of dead bodies? 878 01:21:06,800 --> 01:21:10,300 How did you know about the other bodies? 879 01:21:12,100 --> 01:21:15,900 - What other bodies? - Oh, you didn't know about the others. 880 01:21:16,200 --> 01:21:18,800 What other bodies? 881 01:21:19,500 --> 01:21:22,100 Just Mr. Brown's dog. 882 01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:26,000 And Mr. Brown. 883 01:21:28,200 --> 01:21:30,700 You killed them, too. 884 01:21:30,900 --> 01:21:33,700 I did it for you, dear. 885 01:21:38,900 --> 01:21:41,500 My mother... 886 01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:46,100 Oh, I've waited so long for you to call me that. 887 01:21:53,500 --> 01:21:56,500 So, what do we do now? 888 01:21:56,700 --> 01:22:00,700 And when I'm asked: "Why do Vicars always answer a question..." 889 01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:04,500 by posing another question?", I always reply: 890 01:22:04,900 --> 01:22:06,900 "Well, why shouldn't we?" 891 01:22:07,900 --> 01:22:11,000 But what, in the end, all this comes down to, 892 01:22:11,200 --> 01:22:16,100 is how we deal in life with the problems that we have to face. 893 01:22:17,700 --> 01:22:21,400 Sometimes it's a question of just taking action, 894 01:22:21,700 --> 01:22:23,800 of making decisions, 895 01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:27,600 of involving others, of finding your resolve, 896 01:22:27,700 --> 01:22:30,600 and seeing it through. 897 01:22:31,200 --> 01:22:35,900 But at other times, it's about something much less tangible. 898 01:22:37,900 --> 01:22:42,600 Sometimes all it takes is a little grace. 899 01:23:00,800 --> 01:23:03,600 A little of God's grace, 900 01:23:05,900 --> 01:23:10,100 and all our problems seem to fade away. 901 01:23:18,600 --> 01:23:22,900 Now, should we demand an explanation from our Lord? 902 01:23:24,600 --> 01:23:27,500 Question his methods? 903 01:23:27,800 --> 01:23:31,600 Or should we merely enjoy the benefits? 904 01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:35,600 Well, 905 01:23:36,500 --> 01:23:41,100 I don't think the good Lord wants us to question too much. 906 01:23:42,900 --> 01:23:45,700 Isaiah, Chapter 55, verse 8: 907 01:23:47,000 --> 01:23:49,800 "My ways are not your ways." 908 01:23:51,600 --> 01:23:55,400 And I think, what he basically means by that is: 909 01:23:56,500 --> 01:23:59,300 "I'm mysterious, folks. 910 01:24:00,700 --> 01:24:03,300 Live with it." 911 01:24:09,200 --> 01:24:12,200 Thank you very much. Thank you. 912 01:24:21,800 --> 01:24:24,800 - Oh, Jesus Christ, I can't do it. - It's alright. 913 01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:27,500 I didn't chop him up or anything grizzly like that. 914 01:24:27,700 --> 01:24:28,900 Where are you going? 915 01:24:30,300 --> 01:24:33,200 - I'm not doing it. - But I can't drive. 916 01:24:33,300 --> 01:24:34,300 I'm not getting in the car. 917 01:24:34,364 --> 01:24:35,400 But, I'm a learner. 918 01:24:35,500 --> 01:24:37,500 Officially I need someone with me. 919 01:24:37,513 --> 01:24:40,800 I think, under the circumstances the normal rules do not apply. 920 01:24:43,116 --> 01:24:44,400 Grace, wait. 921 01:24:48,900 --> 01:24:51,800 - Who is it? - Mrs. Parker. 922 01:24:57,800 --> 01:25:00,800 I suppose I have to use the pond again. 923 01:25:01,000 --> 01:25:02,800 Again? 924 01:25:03,300 --> 01:25:09,000 No, I don't want to know. I go inside, and you do whatever you have to do. 925 01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:13,500 And I thought being an orphan was a bad thing. 926 01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:28,100 Oh my God, he's really stiff. 927 01:25:28,700 --> 01:25:29,900 - Oh, Holly, do you have to? - I never saw anything like this before. 928 01:25:30,532 --> 01:25:33,100 - Untranslated subtitle - 929 01:25:33,700 --> 01:25:35,500 Oh my God. 930 01:25:35,700 --> 01:25:37,500 Oh my God. 931 01:25:38,800 --> 01:25:41,700 Oh, my God, that's... 932 01:25:42,400 --> 01:25:45,000 It's just not fair. 933 01:25:46,000 --> 01:25:49,000 Other daughters get to plan weddings, 934 01:25:49,400 --> 01:25:52,900 and bake cakes, and go shopping with their mothers. And what do I do? 935 01:25:53,100 --> 01:25:57,000 - Dispose of dead bodies. - I could say the same, you know. 936 01:26:00,300 --> 01:26:03,100 Oh, shall put the kettle on? 937 01:26:04,700 --> 01:26:08,900 Men were the downfall of the Jones women for as long as there were Jones women, 938 01:26:09,200 --> 01:26:12,900 and that's why you have to be careful about the types you bring home, dear. 939 01:26:13,100 --> 01:26:15,500 Wild and dangerous might be appealing now, 940 01:26:15,700 --> 01:26:17,500 but believe me, you're on the same road. 941 01:26:18,800 --> 01:26:22,500 - You are. - I should get me a boyfriend like Dad? 942 01:26:22,700 --> 01:26:28,300 - Oh my God, you would, wouldn't you? - There's nothing wrong with your father. 943 01:26:28,600 --> 01:26:32,700 I knew you were a bitch to him, but I always thought you loved him. 944 01:26:32,800 --> 01:26:35,400 I do love him. 945 01:26:35,700 --> 01:26:39,300 - I do love him. - Then what about the letch? 946 01:26:39,700 --> 01:26:43,300 I'm assuming Dad doesn't know about him? 947 01:26:46,100 --> 01:26:51,300 Because I don't think he should, I don't think he should know anything. 948 01:26:53,600 --> 01:26:56,600 - Right, Grace? - Mom's the word, dear. 949 01:26:56,800 --> 01:26:59,400 - Untranslated subtitle - 950 01:27:20,800 --> 01:27:24,300 - You're awake. I brought you some tea. - Thank you. 951 01:27:24,500 --> 01:27:29,700 Mrs. Parker, last night, do you think she might have seen something? 952 01:27:32,200 --> 01:27:34,000 No, why? 953 01:27:35,100 --> 01:27:37,900 She's on her way over. 954 01:27:40,900 --> 01:27:43,100 That doesn't mean to say she saw anything. 955 01:27:43,500 --> 01:27:44,900 Who? What are you talking about? 956 01:27:45,452 --> 01:27:48,600 Mrs. Parker, maybe she saw something. 957 01:27:48,900 --> 01:27:52,400 - She did not see anything last night. - She saw you last night. 958 01:27:52,600 --> 01:27:54,500 - No. - Possibly. 959 01:27:54,700 --> 01:27:58,200 - Oh my God! - I'll see to her. 960 01:27:58,500 --> 01:28:02,700 Oh no, you won't. You'll stay right here. You've seen to quite enough already. 961 01:28:02,800 --> 01:28:05,700 - Oh my God. - Just keep calm. 962 01:28:06,500 --> 01:28:09,500 Mrs. Goodfellow, did I wake you? 963 01:28:10,700 --> 01:28:14,700 - Actually, yes. - I was hoping your husband would be home. 964 01:28:15,200 --> 01:28:18,400 - I need to speak to him. - No, sorry, he's away. 965 01:28:18,700 --> 01:28:22,600 He's on a three day convention. 966 01:28:23,098 --> 01:28:26,100 It's about the... the flower arranging committee. 967 01:28:29,900 --> 01:28:32,900 - You'll have to talk to him, not to me. - Cynthia Martin... 968 01:28:33,200 --> 01:28:37,200 has been doing her level best to undermine my leadership. 969 01:28:38,300 --> 01:28:41,200 I believe she's planning a coup. 970 01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:44,800 - A coup? - Behind my back, yes! 971 01:28:46,500 --> 01:28:49,500 If you don't mind, I just need to sit. 972 01:28:52,500 --> 01:28:56,400 Behind my back and behind the Reverend's back as well. 973 01:28:57,400 --> 01:28:58,600 It's a disgrace. 974 01:28:59,640 --> 01:29:02,200 I would even go as far as saying, 975 01:29:03,247 --> 01:29:04,400 it is amoral. 976 01:29:04,979 --> 01:29:09,600 And knowing what I know now, I don't see how I can keep quiet. 977 01:29:09,730 --> 01:29:11,300 Jesus Christ, I knew it. She knows! 978 01:29:11,500 --> 01:29:16,700 And when the Reverend finds out, he will be mortified, I can assure you. 979 01:29:17,100 --> 01:29:20,200 - I'm going to tell him, Mrs. Goodfellow. - Grace. Grace, no. 980 01:29:20,400 --> 01:29:24,100 No matter how much damage is done, he must be told. 981 01:29:24,300 --> 01:29:26,100 Well, I'm sure Walter will have a quiet word 982 01:29:26,300 --> 01:29:28,300 with Cynthia Martin, and it will be all sorted out. 983 01:29:28,500 --> 01:29:31,400 But it's not just Mrs. Martin. 984 01:29:31,480 --> 01:29:36,100 They've all got their sordid little agendas. 985 01:29:36,800 --> 01:29:41,700 In sixty years, Mrs. Goodfellow, I have never known anything like it. 986 01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:47,000 And in my condition, too. It's really affecting my heart, you know? 987 01:29:47,200 --> 01:29:51,200 I really do wish it didn't have to come to this, but it does. 988 01:29:51,500 --> 01:29:55,300 - Your husband must be told. - That's quite enough, Mrs. Parker. 989 01:29:55,500 --> 01:29:58,700 - Out of the way, dear. - What are you doing? 990 01:29:59,000 --> 01:30:02,700 I will not have this family torn apart after all we've been through. 991 01:30:02,800 --> 01:30:04,100 She knows! She was going to tell dad. 992 01:30:04,139 --> 01:30:06,600 About the flower arranging committee! 993 01:30:07,700 --> 01:30:11,300 This has nothing to do with anything else... 994 01:30:12,800 --> 01:30:15,600 - Mrs. Parker? - Oh, dear. 995 01:30:16,700 --> 01:30:20,300 - Mrs. Parker, can you hear me? - Shit, is she... 996 01:30:22,600 --> 01:30:25,300 Yes, I believe she is. 997 01:30:25,500 --> 01:30:28,000 Oh, God. Oh, God. 998 01:30:29,600 --> 01:30:32,300 - She said herself, she had a dickey heart. - I think you might have a dickey heart, 999 01:30:32,425 --> 01:30:36,200 If someone came at you with a frying pan. 1000 01:30:36,472 --> 01:30:39,500 Well, it was a simple misunderstanding, 1001 01:30:39,601 --> 01:30:42,100 - It could happen to anybody. - This cannot go on, mother! It is enough. 1002 01:30:42,300 --> 01:30:43,900 I understand you're upset, dear. 1003 01:30:44,000 --> 01:30:46,900 I am! I've got two dead bodies. One in the pond, one in the sitting room. 1004 01:30:47,208 --> 01:30:50,100 You've got 3 dead bodies in the pond, you forgot... 1005 01:30:50,177 --> 01:30:52,000 No, Grace, I do not want to know. 1006 01:30:53,376 --> 01:30:56,800 This has gone too far, and I mean it. 1007 01:30:57,400 --> 01:30:59,900 I understand. 1008 01:31:01,400 --> 01:31:05,000 It's not as if anyone's going to miss her. 1009 01:31:07,200 --> 01:31:09,800 Mom? Dad is back. 1010 01:31:10,900 --> 01:31:12,700 Hello! 1011 01:31:15,800 --> 01:31:17,600 Hello! 1012 01:31:20,400 --> 01:31:23,100 - There we are. - Hello, sweetheart. 1013 01:31:23,300 --> 01:31:26,500 - Hi, Dad. - I'll tell you, I've just had the best... 1014 01:31:26,800 --> 01:31:30,600 Sorry, I was saying, I had the best convention. 1015 01:31:32,400 --> 01:31:35,300 Hello, everyone. Mrs. Parker. How are you this morning? 1016 01:31:35,550 --> 01:31:36,600 She's fine. 1017 01:31:36,700 --> 01:31:40,600 - Darling, I thought it was three days. - It was going to be three days, but... 1018 01:31:40,900 --> 01:31:42,600 - It's so lovely to see you. - Bye, Dad. 1019 01:31:43,582 --> 01:31:44,800 I want to hear all about it. 1020 01:31:45,200 --> 01:31:48,000 Well, I delivered my sermon. 1021 01:31:49,600 --> 01:31:53,200 - And, how did it go? - Very well, I even had them laughing. 1022 01:31:53,500 --> 01:31:55,500 But you know what was really amazing? 1023 01:31:56,280 --> 01:31:57,900 It was what happened afterwards. 1024 01:31:58,000 --> 01:32:02,000 Because I was getting praise from everybody, from the counsel and my peers. 1025 01:32:02,200 --> 01:32:06,500 Normally that would be... But you know what I was thinking? 1026 01:32:06,800 --> 01:32:09,400 Why am I here? 1027 01:32:10,600 --> 01:32:12,200 Well, you've always been a deep thinker. 1028 01:32:12,258 --> 01:32:14,700 When... what matters most to me... 1029 01:32:16,700 --> 01:32:19,300 is back home. 1030 01:32:22,300 --> 01:32:24,900 Oh, darling. 1031 01:32:28,200 --> 01:32:29,800 So, 1032 01:32:30,600 --> 01:32:35,700 they made love in every room in the house, did they, Lilian and Brian? 1033 01:32:36,400 --> 01:32:39,300 - And they went around twice. - Twice. 1034 01:32:40,100 --> 01:32:45,700 - I think we have some catching up to do. - No, I have to see to Mrs. Parker. 1035 01:32:45,900 --> 01:32:50,600 - Oh, gosh, yes. Do you need me? - No, it's the flower arranging committee. 1036 01:32:50,900 --> 01:32:53,600 I swear, it'll be the death of her. 1037 01:32:54,500 --> 01:32:59,100 Mrs. Parker's sudden passing came as a dreadful shock to us all, 1038 01:33:01,200 --> 01:33:06,200 but as we well know, God does move in mysterious ways. 1039 01:33:08,700 --> 01:33:12,600 Which reminds me of a keynote address, which I deliver recently, 1040 01:33:12,800 --> 01:33:16,400 of which I think Mrs. Parker would have approved. 1041 01:33:16,700 --> 01:33:19,700 - Excellent sermon, Reverend. - Thank you. 1042 01:33:20,900 --> 01:33:24,000 - Thank you, goodbye. - It was. It was very good. 1043 01:33:24,100 --> 01:33:26,400 - Reverend Goodfellow. - Mrs. Martin. 1044 01:33:26,600 --> 01:33:30,800 I wonder if we might have a talk about the flower arranging committee this week. 1045 01:33:31,100 --> 01:33:34,700 No, but perhaps next week. I'll let you know. 1046 01:33:35,100 --> 01:33:37,700 Oh... very well. 1047 01:33:41,100 --> 01:33:42,600 Goodbye. 1048 01:34:29,400 --> 01:34:31,900 Who is it? 1049 01:34:32,100 --> 01:34:34,900 - It's me. - Oh, come in. 1050 01:34:49,600 --> 01:34:53,200 I think this is for the best, don't you? 1051 01:35:05,800 --> 01:35:08,000 "My dearest Gloria," 1052 01:35:08,100 --> 01:35:12,100 it was a slice of heaven to finally meet you, my dear. 1053 01:35:12,800 --> 01:35:16,700 You have made a mad old woman a very happy mad old women. 1054 01:35:17,600 --> 01:35:21,200 I'll miss you and your beautiful family, 1055 01:35:21,700 --> 01:35:25,600 but I'll be visiting, just you try and stop me. 1056 01:35:26,200 --> 01:35:28,900 "Love to you all, Mother." 1057 01:35:34,800 --> 01:35:39,000 "Dear Mother, how many months has it been now? Two, three, four?" 1058 01:35:39,300 --> 01:35:42,300 Yet still we talk about you all the time. 1059 01:35:42,500 --> 01:35:46,100 We're looking forward to your visit, and lots planned for the whole family. 1060 01:35:46,200 --> 01:35:49,300 So what's new and exciting here in Little Wallop, you may ask. 1061 01:35:49,600 --> 01:35:53,700 Holly's got a very nice new boyfriend, and she told me to tell you, 1062 01:35:53,900 --> 01:35:57,000 that you'd be pleased with her choice. He's not like the others. 1063 01:35:57,200 --> 01:36:01,200 I actually believe he might be a calming influence on her. 1064 01:36:01,600 --> 01:36:06,700 "And Petey's doing very well, turning into quite a confident young man." 1065 01:36:07,500 --> 01:36:11,000 Which reminds me of the time, an Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, 1066 01:36:11,200 --> 01:36:14,700 a Vicar, a Rabbi, and a Priest all walk into a pub, and the barman says: 1067 01:36:14,900 --> 01:36:16,900 "What is this, some kind of a joke?" 1068 01:36:18,700 --> 01:36:22,200 "Walter's a changed man, too. I'd even go so far to say, 1069 01:36:22,500 --> 01:36:25,800 that our life here together is complete." 1070 01:36:30,200 --> 01:36:32,400 "I'm by his side in all the ways he needs, 1071 01:36:32,500 --> 01:36:35,700 and he's by mine in all the ways I need." 1072 01:36:37,000 --> 01:36:40,700 Mrs. Parker felt that not enough was being done to this part of the railings... 1073 01:36:40,800 --> 01:36:45,600 inside the church whilst too much is covered in the front porch. 1074 01:36:48,200 --> 01:36:50,700 "By the time you read this you'll have arrived at your new job. 1075 01:36:50,723 --> 01:36:52,700 Good luck, I hope there are no hitches, 1076 01:36:52,866 --> 01:36:55,800 but something tells me that wherever you are, you'll do fine." 1077 01:37:20,500 --> 01:37:25,600 Hi, darling. You remember Bob and Ted. I'm afraid it's as we feared. 1078 01:37:25,900 --> 01:37:28,100 The pond. Algae. 1079 01:37:28,300 --> 01:37:29,500 Blue-green algae. 1080 01:37:29,700 --> 01:37:33,300 Which apparently is quite serious. 1081 01:37:33,400 --> 01:37:36,400 - It's very serious. - Very, very serious. 1082 01:37:36,600 --> 01:37:38,800 So, we're just discussing the options. 1083 01:37:38,898 --> 01:37:43,000 As I explained to Reverend Goodfellow, your pond is in the water-table. 1084 01:37:43,964 --> 01:37:47,400 So the algae doesn't only effect you, it effects the whole village. 1085 01:37:47,721 --> 01:37:49,300 And the blue-green algae... 1086 01:37:49,600 --> 01:37:54,200 is one of the worst you can get. So there's really just the one option. 1087 01:37:54,500 --> 01:37:58,100 Yes, as he says, really there's really... 1088 01:37:58,200 --> 01:37:59,400 just the one option. 1089 01:37:59,600 --> 01:38:00,800 Which is? 1090 01:38:01,400 --> 01:38:03,200 Drain it. 1091 01:38:12,600 --> 01:38:14,400 Drain it. 1092 01:38:18,400 --> 01:38:20,100 Shall I put the kettle on? 1093 01:38:26,000 --> 01:38:29,400 "So, between you and us, I'd say life is very good indeed." 1094 01:38:29,600 --> 01:38:33,500 No dramas, no crisis, it just ambles along in its quite merry way. 1095 01:38:33,700 --> 01:38:37,400 A couple of hiccup here and there, of course, like the pond. 1096 01:38:37,500 --> 01:38:39,400 Which now they tell us needs draining. 1097 01:38:39,931 --> 01:38:41,800 "Which is a bit of a farce, as you could imagine, 1098 01:38:41,900 --> 01:38:45,900 "but I'm sure we'll sort something out." 1099 01:39:05,227 --> 01:39:08,900 - Untranslated subtitle -